Amusing iPhone app of the day

Behold, the AlmondEmulator App! This handy satirical iPhone app lets you experience all aspects of the beloved nut in a way only virtual reality can provide. This simple iPhone app allows you to simulate a variety of interactions with an almond, including tasting, smelling, feeling, hearing, and the illustrative power of a photograph of an almond. It is only with such perfection in simulation that the almond can be enjoyed in all of its nutty goodness. App brought to you by Travis Rothwest, and available through the App store. Enjoy!

The Best of the Texas Coast – 2011 Trip

South Padre Island, Texas

GTA V set to be announced

Rockstar games announced that the official first trailer for GTA V will be released at 12pm eastern time on wednesday. GTA V (Grand Theft Auto 5), the latest in a long line of massive open urban worlds represented by the Grand Theft Auto series, has big shoes to fill.  Starting with GTA III, the series has been a massive hit with every entry in the franchise being the latest and greatest of its generation. Other than a few vague spoilers, and the logo, little is known about the upcoming game.

A list of hopes (and quiet predictions) for GTA V:

1. Airplanes. Seriously, there’s only so far you can go flying helicopters. Both more RC planes and traditional

2. Less Driving. Ok – we get it, it’s mostly filler to make what would otherwise be a medium length game longer, but driving 4-5 minutes for a one-minute mission is not a great return on investment.  At least offer a skip feature?

3. Ethical Gameplay or choice-based outcomes. We had a little glimpse of this in some of the previous franchises, but it never really made much of an impact in the story lines it was associated with, and it didn’t seem to adversely impact it at that. Why not show that, if you lead a life of crime and debauchery, it usually doesn’t end up as glamorously as scarface?

4. A lighter environment. Let’s face it – GTA IV was fun but a little depressing. Showcasing some of the more downtrodden aspects of immigrant life may add a sense of realism to the game, but jesus it’s depressing.

Video: Mp5 Rocket launcher in GTA IV

Free HD wallpapers – Abstract

New, Improved Resume’ for 2011!

While Austin Themes is on the rise, Sometimes the bills pile up. Subsequently, I’ve updated my Resume’ with future employment possibilities in mind.

Check it out in PDF (54k)

Importing bookmarks for FireFox without importing the History

After several weeks of debugging and frustration dealing with a firefox installation that would freeze intermittenly with 100% CPU use, I decided to take another approach to find the solution.
After using the free program “MozBackup” to backup my previous installation, I loaded Version 7, then imported my bookmarks using mozbackup. To my surprise, I saw the last several months worth of my browsing history. After a little testing, it turns out mozbackup adds your history with your bookmarks even if you choose not to import the “other content”.

Solution (do BEFORE you import your bookmarks):

1. Create a new profile by going to the start menu in windows and selecting ‘run’, then entering ‘firefox.exe -ProfileManager’. This will open the FireFox profile manager.
2.Create a new profile, then select and run. Note – this profile won’t have your own preferences, but it’s just for temporary purposes.
3. Now, close firefox and go back to mozbackup.
4. Use mozbackup to import the same bookmarks file with all your history.
5. Go to the Bookmarks menu (top left menu > bookmarks > show all bookmarks). ‘Export your bookmarks to HTML’ using the “import and backup” menu.
6. Go to the start menu again in windows and select ‘run’, then enter ‘firefox.exe -ProfileManager’. This will open the FireFox profile manager.  This time, select your normal profile.
7. When firefox loads, go back to the bookmarks menu from step 5. Use the “Import bookmarks from HTML” to find your file and re-import the bookmarks.
8. Presto, no memory-clogging history to search through!

Stereogram Freebies

Remember Magic Eye ™? Here’s a little slice of the mid-nineties, thanks to the Easy Stereogram Builder.com

Vortex Cannon – Chamber Re-Design

With the recent test firing a failure for the most  part, and with the donation of a humble PVC endcap, the vortex ring cannon’s combustion chamber has been totally re-thought for simplicity and reliability. A stationary gas inlet now creates its own vortex while feeding in, creating a better gas mixture that I hope will make a much more predictabe “thump”.

 

 

PS – Do not attempt to make this device at home. I’m a completely untrained professional assembling this, and I make no assurances whatsoever about its safety.  I accept no responsibility if you choose to make this device on your own.