Amusing iPhone app of the day

Behold, the AlmondEmulator App! This handy satirical iPhone app lets you experience all aspects of the beloved nut in a way only virtual reality can provide. This simple iPhone app allows you to simulate a variety of interactions with an almond, including tasting, smelling, feeling, hearing, and the illustrative power of a photograph of an almond. It is only with such perfection in simulation that the almond can be enjoyed in all of its nutty goodness. App brought to you by Travis Rothwest, and available through the App store. Enjoy!